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ore news - Suzy X has disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving only a greasy brown stain on the lino. A tall stranger approached the band to offer his services in return for a never-ending supply of Tequila and Havana cigars, Turns out that he is the legendary Tex Diablo, veteran mercenary and purveyor of bass lines to the gentry.
Photo: Perou
You may have read about Z's trip to the North Pole with KLF scamster Bill Drummond in search of the lost chord. They wanted to put a picture of Elvis at the pole, but unfortunately due to disinformation on a conspiracy theory scale, the ice had melted and they had to put it at the northernmost lighthouse instead. Still, what's a few hundred miles when you are on the greatest mission known to man. Their exploits will be inscribed in a book made of ancient reindeer hide, and five feet across, to be kept in a tower in Ireland. Nice work if you can get it.